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Chaos on Fire: Tracy's Humor Writing

Tax Season: A Study in Personal Failure

Tax Season: A Study in Personal Failure

By Tracy Winslow

My parents never pressured me about what to study in college. While some of my friends were steered into business degrees they despised, I was free to float through the...

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My Resolution Ends at the Register

My Resolution Ends at the Register

By Tracy Winslow

The new year is always marketed as a fresh start. A clean slate for personal growth. A jumping-off point for stomachs and livers to get their lives together after the...

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Please Confirm You are You

Please Confirm You are You

By Tracy Winslow

Buzz, boop, bing! My phone is hopping all over the place like I just won at the slot machines. Sadly, money isn’t pouring out of the earpiece. This is a...

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Tracy's Listen to Your Mother Live Performance in San Francisco

Tracy's Listen to Your Mother Live Performance in San Francisco

By Tracy Winslow

Here is my reading of one of my articles - Mama's Backpack of Guilt - in May, 2014. https://youtu.be/wPHVZftVhcY?si=fdkhrigKcMvthWZz

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Still Standing, Somehow: A Santa Baby Remix for 2025

Still Standing, Somehow: A Santa Baby Remix for 2025

By Tracy Winslow

Every year has its challenges, but 2025 chose chaos. It was a year so relentlessly strange that simply keeping shoes on and showing up felt like an achievement. And yet,...

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A Very Merry Identity Crisis

A Very Merry Identity Crisis

By Tracy Winslow

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, really?Settle down, Andy Williams. This time of year is straight-up dumpster-fire panic. The only marshmallows getting toasted in my life are the...

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The Rules of The Pot Roast Club

The Rules of The Pot Roast Club

By Tracy Winslow

My friend Mike makes this legendary Mississippi Pot Roast that simmers away in his crock pot for 8 hours like a Southern miracle. The aroma alone could make angels drool....

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The Misadventures of Pete the Dog: Diapers, Drama, and One Wandering Eye

The Misadventures of Pete the Dog: Diapers, Drama, and One Wandering Eye

By Tracy Winslow

Pete the Dog is my French Bulldog. He’s a hot mess. He looks like something a kindergartner drew during indoor recess. He’s got these giant eyeballs — one of which...

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HIPPA? No, J-O-E!

HIPPA? No, J-O-E!

By Tracy Winslow

The blood pressure monitor betrays me immediately—its shrewd little beep tattles to my neighbors that I’m nervous, even though I’m trying very hard to look like I’m not about to...

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Swamp Casserole

Swamp Casserole

By Tracy Winslow

Chiggers. The word makes me laugh. I first learned about these itchy demons when I moved to Bluffton. If you’re unfamiliar, they are like a mosquito’s evil little brother -...

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Menopause: The All-Inclusive Adventure Package Nobody Asked For

Menopause: The All-Inclusive Adventure Package Nobody Asked For

By Tracy Winslow

You want to know what’s awesome about menopause? Literally everything. If you haven’t tried it yet - what are you even doing with your life? Everybody’s journey is their own,...

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Snakes on a Drain

Snakes on a Drain

By Tracy Winslow

In case you were wondering what things can crawl into your house through your drain in South Carolina - it’s pretty much everything.  I opened the door to my shower...

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Dante’s Password Inferno

Dante’s Password Inferno

By Tracy Winslow

“What do you mean you can’t access it? ISN’T THIS YOUR JOB?” is admittedly not the best way to speak to the woman at the Apple help desk. But I...

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Love in a Time of HOAs

Love in a Time of HOAs

By Tracy Winslow

I know you’re supposed to love thy neighbor. But they make it pretty difficult to do when they’re out to get you.  I recently replaced the house number stickers on...

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My Inner Child is Being Bullied

My Inner Child is Being Bullied

By Tracy Winslow

I forgot that I suck at playing games with kids. I had buried this fact in the deep recesses of my brain, as my girls are now teenagers. These days...

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Champagne Dreams and Plastic Eggs

Champagne Dreams and Plastic Eggs

By Tracy Winslow

“Wait, he’s in the backyard? In the DARK?”  This was the moment I knew our annual tradition was officially out of control. The day before Easter my bestie Janet signed...

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