If you're looking for me, I've gone crocheting.

Not missing. Not lost. Not avoiding responsibilities. Just temporarily unavailable while I figure out how one small project somehow required six skeins, three pattern screenshots, and a completely unreasonable amount of optimism.

Featuring a cheerful maker marching confidently toward her next crochet adventure, hook raised high and yarn basket in hand, this shirt is for those of us who know that "I'll just work on it for a few minutes" is one of the greatest works of fiction ever written.

Soft, comfortable, and delightfully relatable, it's perfect for crocheters who appreciate a good granny square, a fresh skein, and the occasional disappearance into a comfy chair for what was supposed to be twenty minutes.

Gone Crocheting.
Please do not disturb unless you have snacks, coffee, or information about a yarn sale.

Estimated return time: unknown.
Project completion time: also unknown.
Likelihood of starting a second project before finishing the first: alarmingly high. 

Because some journeys require a passport.
This one just requires a hook and questionable self-control.