Because nothing says “I’m busy, Brenda” like a perfectly dramatic Sophie Scarf and your laser-focused do not disturb me, I’m counting face.
This kit comes with:
🧶 One skein of gorgeous yarn (so pretty it practically files a restraining order against acrylic)
🧣 The Sophie Scarf pattern—aka the universal symbol for “I am unavailable for chit-chat, neighborhood gossip, or small talk in the Publix checkout line.”
Knit it at home, knit it at the DMV, knit it in the school pickup line—wherever you need a socially acceptable shield of yarn-based solitude. By the time you’re done, you’ll have a soft, stylish accessory and the emotional protection of someone who Very Clearly Has a Hobby and No Time for Humanity.
Perfect for introverts, ambiverts, and the extroverts who finally snapped.
Because nothing says “I’m busy, Brenda” like a perfectly dramatic Sophie Scarf and your laser-focused do not disturb me, I’m counting face.
This kit comes with:
🧶 One skein of gorgeous yarn (so pretty it practically files a restraining order against acrylic)
🧣 The Sophie Scarf pattern—aka the universal symbol for “I am unavailable for chit-chat, neighborhood gossip, or small talk in the Publix checkout line.”
Knit it at home, knit it at the DMV, knit it in the school pickup line—wherever you need a socially acceptable shield of yarn-based solitude. By the time you’re done, you’ll have a soft, stylish accessory and the emotional protection of someone who Very Clearly Has a Hobby and No Time for Humanity.
Perfect for introverts, ambiverts, and the extroverts who finally snapped.
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Whether new to the art, or fibre is in your DNA - we have something for everyone at Low Country Shrimp and Knits.
