For knitters who are absolutely, positively, definitely fine. Nothing to see here, people. Move it along...
These “It’s Fine, I’m Fine, Everything’s Fine” needle point protectors are soft, slightly squishy, and emotionally supportive in a way your knitting group chat would appreciate.
Made from food-grade, BPA-free silicone, these little affirmations-with-attitude slide onto your needle tips and keep your stitches from bailing while you calmly insist that nothing is wrong as your pattern, yarn, and life choices quietly smolder nearby. They don’t judge. They’ve seen things.
Simply pop your knitting needle points into the hole and your stitches stay secure and exactly where you left them, even if you walked away muttering. Works best with needles size US 3–11 (the video shows US 8 needles, which feels… appropriate).
They will not fix dropped stitches, untangle yarn barf, or convince anyone that you’re actually fine—but they will protect your knitting while you carry on bravely.
Important but legally necessary disclaimer:
We are not responsible for any damage, drama, or emotional unraveling that arises from the use or misuse of these point protectors. Please store out of reach of pets, babies, children, and anyone who takes this phrase literally. By purchasing, you agree to take full responsibility for whatever happens to them.
Protect your stitches. Maintain the illusion. Everything’s fine. 🔥
For knitters who are absolutely, positively, definitely fine. Nothing to see here, people. Move it along...
These “It’s Fine, I’m Fine, Everything’s Fine” needle point protectors are soft, slightly squishy, and emotionally supportive in a way your knitting group chat would appreciate.
Made from food-grade, BPA-free silicone, these little affirmations-with-attitude slide onto your needle tips and keep your stitches from bailing while you calmly insist that nothing is wrong as your pattern, yarn, and life choices quietly smolder nearby. They don’t judge. They’ve seen things.
Simply pop your knitting needle points into the hole and your stitches stay secure and exactly where you left them, even if you walked away muttering. Works best with needles size US 3–11 (the video shows US 8 needles, which feels… appropriate).
They will not fix dropped stitches, untangle yarn barf, or convince anyone that you’re actually fine—but they will protect your knitting while you carry on bravely.
Important but legally necessary disclaimer:
We are not responsible for any damage, drama, or emotional unraveling that arises from the use or misuse of these point protectors. Please store out of reach of pets, babies, children, and anyone who takes this phrase literally. By purchasing, you agree to take full responsibility for whatever happens to them.
Protect your stitches. Maintain the illusion. Everything’s fine. 🔥
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